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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:38
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
What should be done after the attack on Donald Trump to abandon vicious partisan rhetoric?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
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Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?
No, not a chance
Still no good
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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Why did my ex move on so quickly?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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